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Senest opdateret af Alice Raunsbæk d. 11 Sep 2011 kl. 12:35:02

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

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PHP opdatering

Senest opdateret af Alice Raunsbæk d. 11 Nov 2018 kl. 11:39:52

Min udbyder opdaterer alle websites fra gamle PHP versioner til PHP 7.2, desværre betyder det at nogle funktioner og moduler ikke helt virker - jeg arbejder på det.

Men skulle du finde noget, der ikke virker, så giv mig gerne en melding!