People say that you’re going the wrong way when it’s simply a way of your own
Yeah, I love being famous. It’s almost like being white, y’know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o’ the doubt… You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops’ll pull y’over and before they even look they like ‘What the f**k are you doing?’ and then they see it’s you and they like ‘Awww man, it’s Chris Rock, it’s okay, man we thought you was a nigga’.
If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she’s damn near fourty.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we’ll take that shit too.
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush’, ‘Dick’, and ‘Colon.’ Need I say more?
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Say what you want and be who you are because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.