The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand, I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek, I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck, I want you
4. Kiss on the lips, I love you
5. Kiss on the ears, I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else, lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes, kiss me
8. Playing with your hair, I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist, I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
- Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn’t a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
Original auther: unknown