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The Lovers of the Heart

Senest opdateret af Alice Raunsbæk d. 8 Sep 2011 kl. 18:22:20

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand, I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek, I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck, I want you
4. Kiss on the lips, I love you
5. Kiss on the ears, I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else, lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes, kiss me
8. Playing with your hair, I can’t live without you
9. Hand on your waist, I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys:
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn’t a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!

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Senest opdateret af Alice Raunsbæk d. 11 Nov 2018 kl. 11:39:52

Min udbyder opdaterer alle websites fra gamle PHP versioner til PHP 7.2, desværre betyder det at nogle funktioner og moduler ikke helt virker - jeg arbejder på det.

Men skulle du finde noget, der ikke virker, så giv mig gerne en melding!

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